In an effort to further baffle and alienate my readership, I present “The Larks” as performed by Coope, Boyes and Simpson. Sadly, I am not being ironic. I have loved this song since I was 12, and this recording of it since I was 22.

As I am now officially 33, I can afford to be a jumper wearing, bitter drinking, folk twat.

Suck it, haterz.