Joe The Dough

Notes on The Fly - The Opera

This is the strangest news of the day. And this is my response to it on Metafilter:

I am the very model of a Brundle/fly mutation
I’ve lost my hands and feet to more insectile adaption
To crouching on the celing I’ve developed acclimation
And now I sit and wait for all the further augmentations

I hope to be acquainted with some feats of aviation
Before they all insist on some more permanent vacation
In short, though in sore need of more compelling appellation
I am the very model of a Brundle/fly mutation.

Be thankful. It was going to be “So Please You Sir, We Much Regret.”