From: “Cothran” [who I imagine is 6’5” in a green jumpsuit and yellow cape]

Subject: Learn this before banging her

“The new name of your rod is Mighty with the wonder drug in here. http://www.[linkredacted].com/”

When it comes to incoherent spam, please remember: Brevity counts. Cothran here evokes the all of *feeling* without the 100 -200 word ramble so beloved of spam merchants these days. 

Overall, a healthy 9/10.