Matt Haughey, creator of Metafilter, appearing here TOTALLY NUDE, describes this hairstyle as “post shower tussle with a hotel blow dryer.” I would call it “faux hawk hiding in the bush.”
One wonders if he “tussled” it into that little ridge there, or if it occurs as a result of his job as a semi-professional bicyclist - we have seen what madness bike helmets can wreak! One also begins to wonder about why Matt was tussling with a blow dryer in a hotel when he is a married man. And then one stops oneself from wondering anything else.
(Must Share Hair is by way of being my NEW FAVOURITE THING)
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