(Made me snork)

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Welcome to the Merseybank (Taken with Instagram at Texaco)

Anonymous asked: Why are things so badly broken?

There has been a problem with some of The Things.

Even as we speak, Top Men are working on the problem.

Top. Men.

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ratsoff:

The Beatles Perform The Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” Live at Shea Stadium

This is why they invented the Internet, etc. 

(indieandyy / pleaseunhelpme.)

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Anonymous asked: How can I beard like Joe?

Follow the wisdom of beardsofmanchester

Anonymous asked: What's the most British thing a British person will say?

Blimey Charlie, let’s have a gander at yer thrupnies and no mistake.

Anonymous asked: HOW IS BABBY FORMED?

I’m told that they need to do way instain mother.

Me & The Derb are happy enough though #gpoyab (Taken with instagram)

So here’s my new favourite thing that Alex at work has invented (and I have decided to elevate to an art-form): Vividly yet soberly describing the contents of internet shock videos in the form of little notes.

(…which are then left innocently, for example, on the desks of co-workers who are, for example, reluctant to click links in, for example, work IRC channels.)

[Play Time] directs us to look around at the world we live in (the one we keep building), then at each other, and to see how funny that relationship is and how many brilliant possibilities we still have in a shopping-mall world that perpetually suggests otherwise; to look and see that there are many possibilities and that the play between them, activated by the dance of our gaze, can become a kind of comic ballet, one that we both observe and perform…” Jonathan Rosenbaum, the Chicago Reader

thinkstank:

TV show, set in the same time period and on the same vessel as Star Trek: The Next Generation, but during the graveyard shift when all the A-list crew members are sleeping or, in Riker’s case, fucking someone or something.

Night Shift’s crew are anxious, bitter depressives, aware that while…

Current status.

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