This is for my Dad and comes via Flapjax At Midnite’s Metafilter post. 

Awesome. From soup to nuts. 

(I think Paul Young should do a similar thing with God Save The Queen before the Carling Cup Final.)

theinternetsrectum:

Best celebration ever in football

dickvandykeshow:

- 4x06 ‘Romance, Roses and Rye Bread’

(Only because Shimmy Shimmy Ya is Herb’s favourite at the mo.)

theduty:

…for flava that will fuck yo ass up!

(via dongs)

dearlindsaylohan:

Dear Lindsay Lohan - Wednesday July 21st, 2010

(click to enlarge)

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

If someone were to come to me for advice on the best way to make an apple pie I wouldn’t have the foggiest idea of where to begin. Do you have to make the crust first? Or boil out all the sugars from the apple slices? Or is it like most desserts where you start with a couple cups of brown sugar and see where they take you. Who knows? My point is this : I don’t have the faintest idea why anyone would come to me for advice on baking

-Greg Rutter

(via lumos-maxima)

theduty:

Voice Talkers.

“one man…venturing into the unknown…leaving behind a world that doesn’t understand him…his fate is his own…at last… he has found his voice.”

bestofwikipedia:

The Dancing Plague (or Dance Epidemic) of 1518 was a case of dancing mania that occurred in Strasbourg, France  (then part of the Holy Roman Empire) in July 1518. Numerous people took to dancing for days without rest, and, over the period of about one month, most of the people died from heart attack, stroke, or exhaustion. (via lamusiqueestlavie)

bullshit:

Current status.

(via inothernews)

nostrich:

nick:

Excuse me while I say these all out loud.

Also neat: this article, that explains why they snap, crackle, and pop and Kellogg’s® Rice Krispies® - The Tale - Snap!® Crackle!® Pop!® Story. (®!)

(via mykicks)

Always loved this performance of this song, but I only just found out they were husband and wife when this was recorded. Ahhhh!

wreckandsalvage:

sportscentr:

“The Ken Burns Effect Applied to Ken Burns”

secretpamplemousse:

definatalie:

garconniere:

pamplemoussi:

(via ex-genius: uprightcitizens)

Aujourd’hui, il pleuvait. J’ai oublié mon parapluie et mon bottes pour la pluie. Tristevisage! (les tiny pigs makes me want to speak le francais? d’accord.)

PIGLETS!!!!1 SQUEEEEE.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I’m not sure if you noticed, but the leetle pig has galoshes.